Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Fan belt

My new car has a squeaky fan belt, which only really kicks in with it's squeaking when I'm in first. I'm no expert at cars, so I'm hoping that it is not a portent of doom. Though hours of watching the A-team in my youth has taught me that beautiful women stranded on the side of the road because their car has broken are in such a predicament because their fan belt has broken. This seems to be resolved by a member of the A-team asking said women to remove her tights, and within a minute the car is fixed. I myself do not wear tights - or even own any, so should my car breakdown I will not have the equipment to fix it. However, even if I did have a pair of tights, I wouldn't know what to do with them. Maybe they are just used to wipe the oil off your hands?

1 comment:

John Cooper said...

Sir, I salute your indafiliability and top quality piece of satire!

Hope the fan belt is fixed soon and the back seats don't squeek.

Warm Regards
John